What's the Dumbest Thing You've Ever Said?

[pelathais]

Originally Posted by Timmy

I think mine was today. Just a minute ago. I was telling my son we needed, like, a portable flashlight or something.

Yes. I actually said that. A portable flashlight!



He will never let me forget it, either. Says yeah, and he could really use a portable pencil, too!

Here's one for you... check out the little tractor treads that make this one "portable." If you can find one, I imagine they'd be handy. In today's world you never know when you might come under dirrigible attack.

[pelathais]

Originally Posted by ILG

Small print for me keeps getting smaller. Someone said I need bifocals but I think they are just printing things smaller nowadays.

No, it's you.

[Praxeas]

Originally Posted by Timmy

I think mine was today. Just a minute ago. I was telling my son we needed, like, a portable flashlight or something.

Yes. I actually said that. A portable flashlight!



He will never let me forget it, either. Says yeah, and he could really use a portable pencil, too!

I love portable bags of potato chips

[Timmy]

Originally Posted by Praxeas

I love portable bags of potato chips

[Timmy]

Originally Posted by pelathais

Here's one for you... check out the little tractor treads that make this one "portable." If you can find one, I imagine they'd be handy. In today's world you never know when you might come under dirrigible attack.

I want one!!

[Elizabeth]

I had a Pastor who hated to be asked "How are you?"...because he felt, he was saved on his way to heaven the answer is always fine, so the whole congregation knew to NEVER ever say "How are you?"

I think I slipped one time and asked the dreaded question! What a dumb thing for me to say!....

[pelathais]

Originally Posted by Timmy

I want one!!

Did you notice the "steering wheel" way out to the left of the "light?" They don't make 'em like they used to.

[Timmy]

Originally Posted by pelathais

Did you notice the "steering wheel" way out to the left of the "light?" They don't make 'em like they used to.

I that what that is? Whoa. Now I gotta get one!

[Tyrel Sackett]

The other day a family in the church here (who raises chickens) brought a few dozen eggs for everyone to take a dozen home. When we told the people that they were take some of those eggs home, one lady replied, "Cool! Are they like from REAL chickens?"

No they are from fake chickens like the ones that you buy at the store. Haha!

[HeavenlyOne]

Originally Posted by Timmy

I think mine was today. Just a minute ago. I was telling my son we needed, like, a portable flashlight or something.

Yes. I actually said that. A portable flashlight!



He will never let me forget it, either. Says yeah, and he could really use a portable pencil, too!

There is a girl I work with that wants to have a book of my faux paz that I make all the time.

One such incident was on the phone.

I work in a hospital and we all carry phones. I was at the desk with another nurse and I was speaking to the unit clerk. She got a phone call and as she answered with 'IMCU, this is Teresa, can I help you?' (IMCU is the unit I work on), my phone rings. So I answer........






IMCU, this is Teres....I mean, this is Joy...


Then I started laughing and couldn't take the call. I handed it to the other nurse, who was almost on the floor laughing her head off also. Thankfully, it wasn't a doctor calling!