Then I started laughing and couldn't take the call. I handed it to the other nurse, who was almost on the floor laughing her head off also. Thankfully, it wasn't a doctor calling!
Ok, this reminds me of something I said.
I work drive thru. 2nd car on a Monday morning, she wanted a #13 with sausage, a cup of gravy, and an orange juice.
"That's a #13 with sausage with orange juice and gravy to drink."
The cook looked at me and almost fell to the floor laughing. Unfortunately, the customer was awake enough at 6 am to notice.
I handed her her orange juice when she got to the window and said she'd probably prefer to drink that.
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You become free from who you have become, by becoming who you were meant to be. ~Mark from another forum I post on
God did it for us. Out of sheer generosity he put us in right standing with himself. A pure gift. He got us out of the mess we're in and restored us to where he always wanted us to be. And he did it by means of Jesus Christ. ~Romans 3:24 from The Message
I walked into a hospital room once, I worked there, and asked a guy that I knew had just gotten bad news how he was doing. Yeah, as soon as I said it I felt really stupid. The guy just finds out he is dying and I am asking him how he is doing. Not my brightest moment.
I have a friend who is blind, as a side note: he can flat out sing. Anyway, I had not seen him in a couple months and when I started talking to him I raised my voice and said, "Hey, Chris, how you doin? been a while since I saw you." He says, in an equally loud voice, "I'm fine Mark, how are you? and why are we yelling? I'm blind not deaf." He has NEVER let me live that down.
I guess it is not so much what I said as it was HOW I said it
I was half asleep dreaming, my son comes into the room and asks if he can use my bathroom. I raised my voice to make sure he could hear me and told him to keep the lid out of his mouth. Of course he burst out laughing and I am now fully awake trying to figure out why I said that. I have asked my children not to talk to me when I am asleep, but when I wake up with them laughing around my bed I know they have disregarded that request.
I told my wife, "Honey, my love for you is as constant as the bowel movements of a diarrhetic pig!"
I thought it was quite nice, myself. She wasn't as impressed
Women.
P.S. Oh man, you're not going to believe this! I was typing out the "toofunny" smilie (easier than hunting it down in the "More" popup). Mistyped it, at first. "toorunny".
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Hebrews 13:23 Know ye that our brother Timothy is set at liberty
Last week I was setting up the overhead projector for my adult SS class.
The words I was projecting was off the screen. I kept moving the projecter back and it kept gettiing worse. The words spilling off the screen onto the wall and going out of focus.
I finally gave up and asked pastor what was wrong with the projector?
He calmly moved the projector CLOSER to the screen and amazingly the words all fit nicely on the screen?
I borrowed a line fron FERD and blamed it on the LorTab, as I was on some pain meds.
I could not believe that I could not figure that out. I must been half asleep yet!
Dude, Lortab will get you every time!
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The other day a family in the church here (who raises chickens) brought a few dozen eggs for everyone to take a dozen home. When we told the people that they were take some of those eggs home, one lady replied, "Cool! Are they like from REAL chickens?"
No they are from fake chickens like the ones that you buy at the store. Haha!
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