01-12-2010, 08:55 PM
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Re: Would You Put Timmy On Your Church Board?
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Originally Posted by missourimary
NoW, congratulations! You've just hired Timmy to do, ummm... something for your church, on a board of directors in accordance with IRS laws. Salary: at least $75,000/yr plus bonuses for each tax audit passed. Benefits: must include moving expenses, house, company (church) car, full health insurance, term life, ADD, and profit sharing (meaning you share all profits with him...)
How about it???
Hmm... maybe I need to join that board, too!  |
Ummm.....that's one little detail I left out. There's no pay. The pastor takes all the money! 
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