Perfectly Logical to All Males

[canam]

When i was married ,my ex sent me to the grocery store for the following, bag of coffee ,some midol and box of tampons,When i approached the cashier she was grinning before i even spoke, as i set each one on the counter i said the following: this is to shut her up,this is to numb her up and this is to plug her up, she was still laughing hysterically when i left.