Funny Things Preachers Have Said

[Titus2woman]

Originally Posted by Aquila

We used to sing a song with the lyrics,

"Faith, faith, faith, just a little bit of faith. Faith, faith, faith, just a little bit of faith. You don't need a whole lot, just use what you got. Faith, faith, faith, just a little bit of faith."

Well a preacher in our church would switch up the words with things like

"Fire, fire, fire, Holy Ghost fire. Fire, fire, fire, Holy Ghost fire. You don't need a whole lot..."

Well one night he started singing...

"Truth, truth, truth, JUST A LITTLE BIT OF TRUTH. Truth, truth, truth, JUST A LITTLE BIT OF TRUTH. YOU DON'T NEED A WHOLE LOT. JUST USE WHAT YOU GOT. TRUTH, TRUTH, TRUTH, JUST A LITTLE BIT OF TRUTH"

LOL

And that might have been the most truth he ever spoke, LOL!

I'm not sure about funny but I've heard some bizarre stories... The one about the woman who threw her long uncut hair over her dead husband and brought him back to life was creepy/funny...