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Originally Posted by Aquila
No. I would say that women's pants do not reflect the image of Christian modesty for women. If asked why, I'd advise that they speak to my wife, or a seasoned woman of the church, for the details. If pressed, I'd say that the majority of women's pants in our society are far too tight to agree with Christian modesty.
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Oh, even better,
New Convert: "Why can't I wear my jeans? "
Pastor Chris: "You need to talk to my live in girlfriend."
Pastor Chris' girlfriend: "we don't wear jeans because of modesty."
New Convert: "what? I heard you and Pastor Chris eat breakfast naked. One of the youth went by your house. They knocked on the door, and saw you eating cornflakes naked. Plus Pastor Chris was rolling a joint with one of the pages of his Bible."
Pastor Chris' girlfriend: "But that's in the privacy of our own home. Here you are supposed to dress modestly. Pastor Chris, keeps looking at you and seeing your..er...shape."
New Convert: "My what? I thought I saw him looking at me through those blood shot eyes."
New Convert: "does Pastor Chris, happen to have any Bible for this?"
Pastor Chris' girlfriend: "no, he just thinks it is wise because he can't stop noticing your shape"
New Convert: "That's what Muslims believe."
Pastor Chris' girlfriend: "OK, but that is what Pastor Chris said"
New Convert: "Fine, I'll go tell my 6'10 390 powerlifter husband, and let him decide. Then he will stop by your house in the morning. So, I advise you and Pastor Chris be dressed before you open the door"
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