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Originally Posted by Ron
As I have said before, I have had three brand new suits in my life.
The others, I wisely purchased from Vale Village, or Sally Anne!
If you saw them you could not tell the difference!
I'll wear dead man's suits! 
Is that not a wise decision? |
Reminds me of a joke I heard Joyce Meyer say yesterday ...
The husband had just finished reading the book '
Man of the House.'
He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife, pointing a finger in her face, he said,
'From now on I want you to know that I am the man of the house and my word is law. I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a scrumptious dessert. Then, after dinner, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?
His wife replies, 'the funeral director would be my guess'
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