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Old 10-23-2008, 01:58 PM
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Re: Joke Thread

ROFL, D.M.! I got one:

A married couple are in a terrible car crash. The wife dies instantly. At the pearly gates, Peter tells her there is a simple requirement to get into Heaven.

"You must spell a word."

Lady says "what word?"

"Any word you want. You pick one and spell it correctly, then in ya go. It's a technicality, hard to explain."

"OK. Cat. C - A - T."

"In ya go. But first, I really need a break. Would you mind watching the gate for a while? You know how it works."

"No problem."

A minute later, the husband succumbs to his injuries and shows up at the gate, and sees his wife there.

Wife says "all you have to do to get in is spell a word."

Husband says "what word?"

"Chrysanthemum."
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