1) People will dress in their best expensive clothes they just bought.
2) People will "Shout".
3) People will gossip out in the lobby rather than sit in the service.
4) Single guys will be on the prowl for single girls.
5) Single girls will be strutting their stuff for single guys.
6) Trinitarians will be bashed.
7) The three steps will be reinforced.
8) ...895 times.
9)
Acts 2:38 will be quoted.
10) ...and quoted.
11) ...and quoted.
12) People will eat WAY too much at Denny's at midnight.
13) They won't leave good tips.
14) Evangelists will network desperately for revivals.
15) Pastors that are sick of their churches will put out "Feelers" for a new place to go.
16) Standards will be preached.
17) ...and preached.
18) ...and preached.
19) But people will still eat too much.
And there you have it. Save your registration fee, I covered the entire thing for ya.
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