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Old 11-18-2010, 05:01 PM
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What's next? "Worst Thread In The History of AFF"?
or maybe the "worst poster on AFF"
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Drilling to hell is probably the most famous example. That one is still making the rounds, I hear.
Wasn't that event corroborated in the National Enquirer?
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Then there is the nonsense of how NASA scientists cannot account for one entire day's loss of time, which is explained by Joshua having commanded the sun and moon to stand still in the sky.

Also, the lie that there is a cube seen by astronomers that is coming towards the earth, allegedly proposed to be the New Jerusalem.
Wow,

you're really an "unbeliever," aren't you?

just kidding

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Wasn't that event corroborated in the National Enquirer?
Yes, approved and certified!
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And they are kinda evil, when our dogs bring them into the house to brag about their hunting prowess.
Or when an unsuspecting mother opens a sock drawer, and one jumps out. Yep, kind of evil.
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.... And that EVIL song, Hotel California because of the line, "You can check in but can never check out."
I thought the idea of checking in but never checking out was an ad for the "Roach Motel"

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So what about all the back-masking hooey that made the rounds in the late 70's and early 80's? "Turn me on, dead man" or whatever it was that supposedly the Beatles said. And that EVIL song, Hotel California because of the line, "You can check in but can never check out."
Actually not complete hooey. There were some deliberate attempts in some songs.
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And when you play gospel songs backwards, you hear good stuff, like "praise the Lord". (Hmm. I did retain some things from sermons. And that one was over two decades ago! )
If you play a country song backward:
your wife comes back to you
the bank returns your pickup truck
your dog comes back to life
Grandma gets out of her rocking chair
Mama gets out of jail
your lover's passion is reignited
you sober up
your children are good looking
etc
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If you play a country song backward:
your wife comes back to you
the bank returns your pickup truck
your dog comes back to life
Grandma gets out of her rocking chair
Mama gets out of jail
your lover's passion is reignited
you sober up
your children are good looking
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No way. I'll fight you on that one!!

Every Christian should be required to memorize that song.
LOL! i aint gonna fight ya but for real, that is one e v i l song!
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