Women Are Weird

[AreYouReady?]

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. ~Rodney Dangerfield



My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was. ~Rodney Dangerfield

For Men:

My mother had morning sickness after I was born.~ Rodney Dangerfield



I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. ~Rodney Dangerfield


It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.~Rodney Dangerfield