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Re: Women Are Weird
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Originally Posted by AreYouReady?
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. ~Rodney Dangerfield
My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was. ~Rodney Dangerfield
For Men:
My mother had morning sickness after I was born.~ Rodney Dangerfield
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. ~Rodney Dangerfield
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.~Rodney Dangerfield |
I told my 15 year old son, "One day you'll have kids of your own!" And he said, "Yeah, so will you". -Rodney Dangerfield
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