Women Are Weird

[seekerman]

Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, "You're only interested in one thing," and you can't remember what it is.

[AreYouReady?]

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. ~Rodney Dangerfield



My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was. ~Rodney Dangerfield

For Men:

My mother had morning sickness after I was born.~ Rodney Dangerfield



I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. ~Rodney Dangerfield


It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.~Rodney Dangerfield

[Michael Phelps]

Originally Posted by AreYouReady?

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. ~Rodney Dangerfield



My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was. ~Rodney Dangerfield

For Men:

My mother had morning sickness after I was born.~ Rodney Dangerfield



I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. ~Rodney Dangerfield


It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.~Rodney Dangerfield

I told my 15 year old son, "One day you'll have kids of your own!" And he said, "Yeah, so will you". -Rodney Dangerfield

[Pressing-On]

The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So, I have been to the thrift shop to get all of her clothes back.

[Ron]

Question:
You wife is banging on the front door, & your dog is barking at the back door--who do you let in first?
Abswer: The dog--at least he'll stop barking!

[Timmy]

Lock your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car. Let them out in an hour. Which one is happy to see you?

[AreYouReady?]

Originally Posted by Michael Phelps

I told my 15 year old son, "One day you'll have kids of your own!" And he said, "Yeah, so will you". -Rodney Dangerfield

[AreYouReady?]

Originally Posted by Pressing-On

The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So, I have been to the thrift shop to get all of her clothes back.

That's the worse thing that can happen to this joker.

[AreYouReady?]

Originally Posted by Timmy

Lock your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car. Let them out in an hour. Which one is happy to see you?

I can pretty much guess that for that hour she's been rummaging around in the trunk for a tire iron....

[ForeverBlessed]

Originally Posted by Ron

My wife just came up to me, gave me a hug & whispered in my ear, "honey, tell me you love me!"
I looked at her, smiled, and said, "okay, you love me!"
I don't think that was the answer she wanted, but I still get to sleep in the house!

I then said to her, "I whant, to bee your hiro baby!"
She said, "stop spitting on me with that latin lisp!

I mean, why would she tell her that she loved me? I know that alrady!

Anyone else have problems communicating with your better half?

this thread is funny... great read.

on a serious note... I would bet your wife's love language is "words" and trust me, she wants to hear it just to be hearing it. When words is your love language, you just love the way it sounds coming from the one you love... just give the woman what she wants to hear... add some affection with the words, at least incorporate it into the voice... and you will have happy wife.

and I agree with Aquila about women being more verbal in general.... I'm a big talker... and my love language is words.... gosh, and there is nothing more frustrating than being in a relationship with someone who refuses to show affection with their words or show you how much they care by words.... actually kinda hurts... *sniff sniff*