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Re: Joke Thread
My wife is a Arab terrorist,
Nothing she likes better than terrorizing Arabs!
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Did you hear the one about the Texas Aggie that pulled the 10lb booger out of his nose?
His head collapsed before he could eat it!
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A little old Jewish fellow in New York shuffled into a deli in the big middle of a snow storm.
He gets to the counter and orders; "Locks, a bagel, and cream cheese."
The owner quickly bagged it up for him and tried to sell him some more.
"No," replied the little old Jew, "just the Locks, bagel, and cream cheese please."
Worried about the storm and the little fellow not stocking up to prevent any further trips he pleaded again; "Are you SURE there is nothing else I can get for you?"
The same reply; "No tank you, just these Locks, bagel, and cream cheese is fine."
With his heart in his stomach, the owner watched as the little Jewish man push against the door. Finally the owner came to help him exit the door in the blizzard; "Say!" said the owner quite loudly; "Are you married?"
The Little Jewish fellow stood straight and cocked his head; "What, my mother would send me out in weather like this?"
Ron
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